Submitted by justin on Thu, 04/10/2007 - 1:06pm
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Well if you are going to pick someone to knock off I'd have chosen someone who uses Le Crane Sports kit!
That way for a hundred quid you could have popped into Aldi's picked up a new outfit, smoked salmon, petrol generator and still had enough left over to take Mrs L for a fish supper!
Just shows Erdinger doesn't improve handing skills!
on the plus side at least you were in front up the hill!
I think you should plead mitigating circumstances...if Paul hadn't had a couple he may have got out of the way!...or even been in front!
Pete asked me stay behind him...
Pete asked me stay behind him cos he reckons it makes him feel depressed and suicidal when he is at the back.
I just felt sorry for the T*** and he repays my advocacy like that!
DOLAN CLAIMS DEPT.
Dear Mr Rutt,
So your statement is... you are riding up Meliden mountain behind a Dolan under the influence of alcohol.
The Dolan had no alternative but to make an emergancy stop, you then unfortunately collided with the Dolan falling to the ground leaving the rider of the Dolan still on his bike. My adivise to you is ON UR BIKE-- YOUR HONOUR!!!
:-)
Dont get it ?
"Behind a Dolan under the influence of Alcohol"
Can a bike be under the influence of alcohol ??
of course they can
I remember watching the dolan sisters on Top of The Pops back in the last century, and they were definately under the influence, how else could they have been so bad?
I've always thought it strange to name a brand of bike after them!
Scandal
Oi muncher I hope you aren't suggesting the Nolans were alcoholically impaired....Vague schoolboy memories indicate they were in fine fettle!...Though I seem to remember lycra catsuits...so there was a slight cycling connection...or did I dream that bit! Anyway I thought they were clean living lasses...not bike like by any means...but if you know different go on shatter my illusions!
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